THE HAMPTON'S

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Last updated May 21, 2009

THINGS TO THINK ABOUT

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked
back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Johnny interrupted,
"MyMummy looked back once, while she was DRIVING," he announced
triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"

At Sunday School they were learning how God created everything, including human beings. Johnny was especially intent when the teacher told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
      Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?"
      Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."